Backyard to the Universe
Dawgs - 2004
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January 16, 2004
MAHLER
Helen
stopped to see Don and Krista on her way back from some meeting on
January 3. He wasn't feeling well -- lay down in the snow (which is
natural for me but not for Don). They thought that it was his right
hip giving out, but by Sunday he wasn't walking. Don was feeling so
badly that on Monday, he let Krista and Helen actually lift him into
the car, and then be carried into the vets. They were really
concerned, because it was obviously more than his hips, like
something wrong with his back. The vet gave them pills for Don.
We were
really upset to see Krista, Helen and Erik carry Don into the house.
What had happened to him? Erik had rearranged things in the living
room before they got home, like putting the folding cot was put up so
that Krista could sleep with Don.
To make a
loooooong story short, it has been a long 2 weeks. Don has steadily
been regaining use of his back end, and has started going outside to
the bathroom. He even has gone down and up the stairs several times.
Don is really, really trying. The vet was surprised when he wobbled
into the office last Monday. They are not sure how much better he
will get -- but he has been continuing to improve since then -- or
whether whatever happened to his spine will happen again.
We
appreciate the need for things to change for Don's sake, but we're
not sure that people realize how much the changes really meant to us
(Tess and Mahler), like
Don was
thirsty because of the medication, but would peeeeeee more from
drinking more. So the water dish upstairs is filled a little at a
time for Don's benefit, and there are water dishes downstairs.
Eating
became somewhat hazardous. Tess lost her place to eat when her crate
was moved, so she has been eating in the bathroom. (Helen forgot that
she was in there this morning and went back to bed. Tess said that
she didn't mind being in the bathroom for 4 hours because it was nice
and warm).
Don has
been really snappy at times, so we have to be careful around him.
We don't
always get equal attention. People try really hard, but have to do
special things for Don sometimes. We try to understand that, and
people are really trying to spend time with us. It will get better as
Don gets better.
The one
thing, though, that will be permanent, is our eating. Since Don is
overweight, and that is a problem for all of us, the vet said to cut
down on our food, and to give us canned pumpkin. Helen hasn't tried
that yet, but we'll let you know when she does.
This note was interrupted when we all took off for a
run. Kris took Don out, and the door helped by not closing tightly,
although Kris thought that it was --the door is reallllllly sneaky.
Anyway, we all had a good run -- even Don.
February
27, 2004
MAHLER
Great day
for writing a note! The days are getting longer, and I am staying
out in the yard philosophizing more. I actually stay out for spite
sometimes, you know, just pretend that I don’t hear when
someone calls me to come in. But I have learned to wait for a period
of time after I do that before I bark to come in, or I get yelled at.
This
morning I went out for a great time in the sun and snow. Tess joined
me. We romped for a few minutes, that I lay down in the snow. Tess
came and sat on top of me. She said that she didn’t want to get
her bottom cold, but really liked the view and the spring sounds that
are coming back.
Speaking
of barking, sometimes Tess and I confuse ourselves. When one of us is
in the yard – usually me, Mahler—the other starts
barking. When Tess does that upstairs, I think that something
important is going on, so I start barking to support her. But she may
be barking just for the sake of barking. When I get let in, then we
meet and ask each other what the fuss is about. Oh, well. It doesn’t
hurt to stir things up once in a while.
The catz
are driving the families crazy. Krista, Don and the cats were here
last weekend. They left on Sunday, as Krista had made appointments at
the vet’s for the cats. Merlin and Don were put in the car when
they were ready to leave, but Maggie hid…..and hid….and
hid. They finally left her behind. Gee, Patches did that one time
when Erik tried to get her to the vet’s. Wonder how they know.
Erik caught Maggie and Helen took her home last Wednesday. Oh, yes!
Merlin is fine, healthy and all, and about a year old. This was his
first visit to the vet. But he came back as a ‘her’, and
Krista has renamed him/her as Morgan. Interesting.
May 19,
2004
MAHLER
There are
two bird nests over doorways this year. There is a nest over the
front door, but we haven’t seen a bird there for several days.
Hope that nothing has happened to her. Maybe she got a better offer
to go elsewhere. There is now a nest over the screen door in the
family room, but we hope that our barking hasn’t bothered her.
We really can’t see into the nest because it is too close to
the eaves and too high.
Speaking
of barking, we have been doing a lot of that lately. Maybe it’s
because we have more windows open and can hear more. And there have
been more boats on the stream that we have to chase away. Tess has
started barking at nothing, and sometimes even I can’t figure
her out. On the other hand, sometimes I start the barking, which
really delights Tess. It gives her a reason to be noisy. Dick says
that she is the only dog that he knows that can bark with something
in her mouth. And she has increased her range of talking sounds,
especially when she sees something she doesn’t like on TV, or
when someone yells at her to stop. Maybe we should do a taping of her
talking. Wonder if it would sell.
May 27,
2004
MAHLER
This
morning has been busy. Helen combed me quite a bit, got a pile of
fluffy golden hair (no, hair on people, fur on dogs) on the carpet
(so pretty), but I still wouldn’t let her get my tail
completely done. And there are still a few mats under my stomach. But
we can do only so much at a time. She also clipped (with the electric
razor, vibrations give me invisible ‘goose bumps’, you
just can’t see them with my thick coat). Then she cleaned my
ears and put some medicine in them. Pretty soon Erik will be taking
me to see Buddy. He – well, his family – have invited me
to spend the weekend with them at their ‘camp’. I really
must get Erik up now, ‘cause I’m ready to go, after Helen
packs my bag of food and ear wipes, and gets the plants that she is
sending with me ready. Tess will just have to be on ‘family
duty’ this weekend.
TESS
I don’t
know what Helen was doing to Mahler this morning. She had him closed
in the bathroom, and I could hear a horrible buzzing sound. I barked
and whined to get their attention, but was just told to be quiet –
really to ‘shut up’! When they came out, Mahler was
trying to show me his new summer trim. I wanted some of the
attention, too. So Helen patted me nicely. Maybe I’ll grow
longer hair so I can get combed more. I can shed just as much as
Mahler and Don, but it doesn’t show as much, except on the
sheets or a light surface.
Mahler
said that he is going away for the weekend. Guess I’ll be in
charge of the household, if the cats and people let me. Doggone! I’ll
be in charge anyway! If it stops raining, I may even help Helen with
some yard work. Maybe we’ll even take some naps in the tent,
with it being a holiday weekend, and all. Maybe she’ll take me
swimming……..
July 29,
2004
MAHLER
Aha! Erik
has not learned how to think like us dawgs yet!
Erik took
Tess swimming, then Helen let me out to go swimming. We played in the
water – well, Tess kept swimming around me and attacking me and
Helen. Erik called her in, and Helen and I swam a bit more……I
got out and joined Erik and Tess, who started around
the house. This was an invitation to fun, as Helen usually takes us
into the back yard. Well, Tess and I took off up the road. I
remembered smelling some dead fish by the road when we had been on a
walk with Erik several days ago. Yup! They were still there. Great
for rolling in, so nice and smmmeellllly!!!!! We had a ball. It took
Erik a few minutes to catch up with us, and yell at us. Yeah, then
Helen put the leashes on us and we both got long, long baths. Well,
Helen had been wanting to give me a bath anyway, so I just gave her a
reason to do it.
Then Helen
told Erik about a dog that her cousin had when Helen was growing up.
She spent summers with the cousin, and the dog, a boxer, loved to
roll in smelly stuff by the river – someplace called
Pennsylvania. Helen really wasn’t too pleased with us, but it
was like “what do you expect?” attitude. Maybe she knows
us better than I think she does.
Helen was
away quite a bit in the last month. I got so upset that I pooped in
the house several times. Just for revenge! But when I am really
feeling badly, I lie under something, like Dick’s desk, or
Erik’s computer table --- well, as much of me as can get under
stuff, but at least my head. What really makes me upset is that
Helen has been at Donovan’s on several of her trips. don’t
have a choice but to share her, but I don’t like it. She’s
my alpha dawg.
The other
complication this summer is the catz. Erik and Dick put up a new
swinging screen on the patio door and the cats have taken over the
back yard. At least Patches and Bear just crouch down with Tess and I
go by them – they don’t run anymore. But Erik has started
putting the flea and tick stuff on them, after he found a tick on
Shadow. Now they know the cost of outdoor liberty! (Helen doesn’t
bother putting the stuff on Tess. Her hide is too tough for ticks to
get through, at least we’ve never seen a tick on her. The horse
flies get on her but don’t bother her.)
This
morning Bear was upstairs, looking out the window at the bird nest
over the upstairs patio door. Bear now sits inside the screen and
gets very frustrated with the chirping from the nest overhead. This
morning Helen was remarking how evil she looked with her yellow eyes
against her black fur, and the middle of the eyes just like black
slits.
September
2, 2004
TESS
We really
need to do something about these catz. I am lodging a complaint! They
– Patches and Bear, anyway -- are even coming up to the table
when we are eating, and they are getting tidbits at the end of the
meal, just like we dawgs. Who gave them permission to come into our
territory! Well, people did. Where is the species loyalty here? But
Helen did stick up for us dawgs last night when Patches stood in the
way when I wanted to go downstairs and hissed at me. Helen told
Patches that she had no right blocking the ‘right of way’.
And Patches created problems a couple of nights when she was outside
when we went to bed. It is getting cool some nights, so that the
patio door is closed. Well, one night I had to wake Helen up to let
Patches in. And Helen had to coax her in another night before she
could close the door. It would really serve Patches right if she got
caught outside all night some night. The catz are just getting too
bold. And it’s all Erik’s and Helen’s fault -
they encourage them.
September
25, 2004
MAHLER
It really
isn’t fair. Helen and Dick and Kris and Erik went to a place
called York Wild Kingdom last weekend, and didn’t take us. They
said that dawgs are not allowed, and that Tess would have barked at
everything and gotten us in trouble. Then they came home and tried to
tell us about the animals they saw, like giant cats called lions
and tigers and cougars. And they said that the big cats acted just
like our catz. The sign on the lion cage said that they –
lions—rest up to 20 hours in a day. Laaazzzyyy! But I guess
that we rest almost that much. We just get up and beg and tease to go
out, and guard the road and stream, but all of that accumulated is
about 4 hours a day. We’d do more if the humans would do more
with us.
And they
talked about squirrel monkeys. We know what squirrels are, and they
tried to explain that monkeys had really long tails that helped them
swing through the trees. We have enough trouble with the squirrels
running along the branches in our trees, and trying to keep track of
monkeys doing even more of that would really be a pain. Glad that
they left the squirrel monkeys there.
But the
real insult came when Dick and Erik tried to tell us about the animal
called the capybara. They said that it was like a guinea pig, but
bigger than Tess—actually guess that they—the capybaras--
can weigh more than any of us (up to 150 pounds). That is really
disgusting. Thank goodness they lives in Central and South America,
wherever that is, but certainly far away from here. But the
description that Helen read to us says that they can be trained to do
tricks and walk on a leash like a dawg. Real insult.
They told
us about snakes and birds that had bright colors, and deer of all
sizes, and horses with stripes, and an animal called a sloth that
sleeps most of the time hanging upside down from a tree. In fairness,
they tried to describe the animals by comparing them with animals
that we know. Krista even talked about seeing a bird like Kira. But
then they talked about birds with long tails, and birds with long
legs and long necks that make them so much bigger than even dawgs
that run rather than fly, called emus. We know about birds, but can’t
imagine birds that can’t fly and that run. The closest that we
get to that around here are the wild turkeys or the herons, but they
can fly and aren’t really bigger than dawgs, just shaped
differently.
Enough
about the animals that we didn’t get to see.
November
2, 2004
TESS
I went
with Helen and Erik to vote. Erik said that they really couldn’t
understand what my barking vote meant. And they haven’t figured
out how to let us make paw prints on the ballots. The candidates’
pets were never featured, so how could we make a logical choice? I
wonder how we can get people’s attention for the next election.
With all of the taped phone calls Helen has gotten about getting out
to vote, I think that she would have really appreciated it if at
least one of them had been a message from a dog or cat that she could
have deferred to us.
MAHLER
This is
the time of year that I love! It’s not too cold yet, and I like
to sit out in the yard and get all of the smells and noises.
Sometimes there are dogs barking down the road or across the stream,
and sometimes I answer them. Then there are the leaves that are dry
but still on the trees and they make a gentle rattling sound. And
sometimes there are smells of wood burning as the neighbors start
their wood stoves. We haven’t used our fireplace yet. Helen
still calls me The Philosopher. But every time she has to wait for me
to come in, I am also getting her to look at nature. There is a
method to my sitting.
December
23, 2004
MAHLER
Here’s
a story from the internet that Dick sent to Helen and Erik.
A
guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He
rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes
around
the house and into the backyard and sees a handsome Labrador
Retriever sitting there.
"You
talk?" he asks.
"Yep,"
the Lab replies.
"So,
what's your story?"
The
Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I
told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting
from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was
one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess
of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The
guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
"Ten
dollars", says the owner.
The
guy says, "This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?"
"Because
he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
Maybe the
point of the story is that by not talking, we don’t have to
every apologize for anything we might have been thinking, ‘cause
no one will know! However, having our own voices would mean that we
could talk whenever we wanted to, without waiting for Helen to write
for us. She does a reasonable job of interpreting for us. Sometimes
we actually laugh to ourselves when you peeple try to interpret our
actions and grumblings.
Speaking
of grumblings, today is really messy. The shallow snow covering in
the back yard is melting, so the yard is yukkkkkkky, between the
emerging mud and our fertilization piles. It’s warm enough –
in the 40’s—to be out, but I can’t even see the
stream because of the fog. Being in the yard is literally being ‘in
a fog.’
Things
seem to be in place for Christmas. Erik has everything organized.
Stocking things have been wrapped and put into stockings as they have
found their way into the house. Erik put the tree up after
Thanksgiving so he could arrange and rearrange presents under it. He
wrapped many of them for himself and other members of the household.
Dick got a wreath for the front door, and the lighted deer and train
are in the yard and porch. With the high temperature today, Helen and
Erik will probably move more of the wood closer to the porch. They
are trying to get this done before the pieces really freeze together.
MERRY
CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL………..!
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